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Ok, to do something special for my girlfriend I went to a sex shop downtown and bought her the most expensive dildo they had.
It was one of the cyber-skin type for $110. The silicone it's made from feels like real skin. I thought it would be something cool to try with her, you know, something different. |
When I took it out of the box I felt weird touching it. It made me feel gay. I think they made it a little too realistic, the fucking thing even has balls! And they feel real too! Ewewww.
The good thing is she likes her new toy, the bad thing is I think she likes it a bit too much. Is it wrong to feel jealous of a dildo? |
There's not much more to this story except I found a website that sells the exact same dildo I bought for $110 (plus tax) for only $40.
I was a little disappointed until I noticed they also sell fake pussies made from the same material at similar discounts. Guess what's coming in the mail. ;-) -Elf |
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